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Biological/Physiological Study


Sifting through all the available and unavailable data, the following conclusions are obvious:

  1. The Woof-Woof is Bigger than a Breadbox- In all of the cultures in the world, not one story tells of a Woof-Woof hiding in a breadbox. The conclusion is inescapable.
  2. The Woof-Woof is Omniverous- The creature eats anything or anybody he chooses.