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I Was an Undercover Woof-Woof for the FBI

by Herbert Wolf


This report was classified TOP SECRET by the FBI for, no doubt, sufficient and embarrassing reasons. However, extensive investigation has revealed the following information:

The purpose of the operation was to establish Herbert Wolf in the Woof-Woof community as a professional wrestling referee. The plan got off to a slow start because there is very little call for referees specializing in elephant wrestling. The FBI initiated a world-wide, soft-sell campaign to resurrect this ancient sport. The campaign was a failure; no one was interested. After a short time (13 years, 3 months and 17 days), the FBI terminated the operation.

(Ed. Note: Herbert Wolf later claimed the FBI suppressed his autobiography. The publishing companies complied willingly with the FBI directions.)